Jeepers, Big Daddy! Careful, you’ll spook the ear-tagged. Gristz Christopher Mims tells us that the editor of the Buffalo Beast blustered his way into a call with Wisconsin State Governor Scott Walker on Tuesday by claiming that he was Billionaire David Koch.
My compliments to the Buffalo Beast; it was a commendable effort, one in the spirit of Michael Moore or the Yes Men.
Still, the Cheesehead Craziness is but a faint echo of what is happening at the Federal level. While we regale ourselves with stories about one corrupt governor, the corporatists in Washington D.C. are doing the same thing on a much more massive scale. As Bill McKibben observes, “The torrents of cash now pouring unchecked into our political system cloud judgment and obscure science.”
Meanwhile, in the Death Star, the CoC is on the attack. In China, it’s the Year of the Rabbit. In Washington, D.C., it’s the year of the Dead Baby Dolphins.
Salud!
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A reddit commentator notes that “in the so-called ‘prank’ phone call, Gov. Walker actually admitted to three serious crimes: 1.) Firing state workers as political retaliation. 2.) Illegal campaign funding, and, most seriously, 3.) Plotting to place agent provocateurs on the streets of Madison to cause chaos.” C’mon, Scott, give us your best Nixon impression!
On the other hand, he didn’t take the Indiana government official’s advice of using live ammunition on the protesters.
Governor Walker gave $140 million in tax breaks to corporations—right before he announced this fiscal year’s deficit of $137 million. Thus, some claim that he fabricated the budget crisis to push a certain agenda.
Bob Morris says, “It’s not like what the Koch Brothers and Scott Walker are attempting is something new.”
The budget bill calls for what Think Progress calls “a rapid no-bid “firesale” of all state-owned power plants.” With the Blogosphere replete with the observation by one progressive blogger that the proposed privatization of Wisconsin power plants is “a highlight reel of all of the tomahawk dunks of neo-Gilded Age corporatism: privatization, no-bid contracts, deregulation, and naked cronyism” Observers warn that “the provision will open the way for large, politically connected corporations to buy up the state’s power plants on the cheap.”
Now who might that be? Got it in one, comment reader. Bully!
Coincidentally (cough, cough), Charles Koch felt it necessary to write an op-ed piece for Wall Street Journal that speaks out against “crony capitalism,” which is when businesses successfully lobby “for special favors and treatment by seeking mandates for their products, subsidies (in the form of cash payments from the government), and regulations or tariffs to keep more efficient competitors at bay.”
The CEO of Koch Industries felt it necessary to speak out against such cronyism because “it erodes our overall standard of living and stifles entrepreneurs by rewarding the politically favored rather than those who provide what consumers want.”
So does that mean that the Koch brother, who have outspent Exxon Mobil on pro-pollution disinformation aimed at preventing action to preserving a livable climate, now will redirect their efforts and see to it that America gets more clean energy, something that a majority of Americans want? Just asking
Well, it certainly would be a drastic shift in direction since, as Joe “Hell and High Water” Romm reminds us, the Koch political machine ensures “that Koch Industries never has to compensate the people and ecosystems damaged by Koch Industries pollution. Koch front groups — from Tea Party groups to think tanks — have diligently promoted Koch Industries’ bottom line by denying global warming, fighting regulations on Koch’s cancer-causing chemicals*, and snuffing out investigations into Koch’s environmental crimes.”
* Romm Bit: The University of Masschusetts Amherst has scored Koch as among the top ten worst air polluters for its carcinogenic chemicals.
Speaking of attention to the bigger debacle than on corrupt new governor, I was glad to read a comment relayed by Gristz Christopher Mims:
Phew! As @chrislike said:
More progress on the Death Star, 350.org reports, “Of the $32 million the U.S. Chamber spent on the 2010 midterm election, 94% went to candidates who are climate deniers.” Hopefully, their foreign financiers will grade on a curve, eh?