Karl Rove was the keynote speaker on the opening day of a two-day shale-gas conference sponsored by the Carl Spackler Branch of the Republicrats Love Them Some Texas Tea Party Hart Energy Publishing L.L.P.
According to Think Progress Brad Johnson, Kommander Karl told trade show attendees that their climate worries are over.
“I don’t think you need to worry” the new Congress will consider proposed legislation to put the controversial practice of hydraulic fracturing under federal rather than state regulation.
In the words of Daffy Duck (Rabbit Seasoning, 1952), “Shoot me! Shoot me now!”
While some have called it an indispensable blog, the McKibben Crowd does not consider Climate Progress visionary media.
I dunno, Joe, it’s pretty late in the ballgame… Maybe, read some Castaneda, affiliate with a Southwestern U.S. foundation, practice your lucid dreaming, et cetera.
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And, speaking of low carbon cartooning… Radioactive Rabbit Trapped At Hanford Nuclear Reservation In Washington, Workers Search For Contaminated Droppings
You know what would go well mit dat Hasenpfeffer, boopsie?
A nice New Zealand sauvignon blanc… crisp, lively, and “the first wine to list on its label the carbon footprint of each glass you drink.”
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Karl “Justice Can Lick My Boots” Rove in front of the Worst U.S. President Ever. Thanks, Karl.
And, on this woodchuck’s home front, Chesapeake Corporation is buying 500K acres for $850M. The purchase includes local land.
“The dark and dirty secret that John Boehner and his colleagues don’t want Americans to know,” writes Carl Pope, “is that they want to take the country back to the eight long years of the Bush administration — a time when clean air and water laws were simply not enforced and America’s addiction to foreign oil was regularly stoked through actions like delaying new efficiency rules for vehicles, granting exemptions from the Clean Water Act, offering get-out-of-jail-free cards for oil spills, and declaring amnesty for royalties on oil extracted from public lands.”
Brenda DeMelle tells us about another whoopsie by fossil fuel fiends.
XTO Energy, a subsidiary of Exxon Mobil, is under investigation by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) after a 13,000 gallon hydraulic fracturing fluid spill at XTO Energy’s natural gas drilling site in Penn Township, Lycoming County, PA.
The spill was first discovered last week by a DEP inspector who found a valve had been left open on a 21,000-gallon fracking fluid tank, discharging fluid off the well pad into local waterways, threatening a nearby cattle herd that had to be fenced off from the contaminated pasture. Exxon/XTO has not provided an explanation on why the valve was left open.
“This spill was initially estimated at more than 13,000 gallons by the company and has polluted an unnamed tributary to Sugar Run and a spring,” said DEP Northcentral Regional Director Nels Taber. “There are also two private drinking water wells in the vicinity that will be sampled for possible impacts.”
DEP’s sampling confirmed elevated levels of conductivity and salinity in the spring and unnamed tributary, clear indications that the fracking fluid was present in the waterways.
Exxon paid $30 billion in its June 2010 merger with Texas-based XTO Energy, making Exxon/XTO the largest natural gas producer in the United States, with extensive holdings of “unconventional resources” throughout the Marcellus Shale and elsewhere.
Concerns over natural gas fracking are widespread through the Marcellus Shale region and in several Western U.S. states where a boom in natural gas development is underway thanks to the controversial hydraulic fracturing technique. Residents living near fracking operations are on the front lines as their drinking water supplies and health are threatened by the fracking process, which involves injecting a mixture of sand, water and undisclosed toxic chemicals into the shale rock to free up the trapped gas.
Pennsylvania is no stranger to fracking disasters, notably the high-profile contamination in the town of Dimock, where resident Norma Fiorentino’s water well famously blew up on New Year’s Day 2009, and at least 15 families have had their drinking water ruined by fracking, leading to illness, livestock deaths and other maladies.
Last week, the Pittsburgh City Council banned natural gas fracking within city limits due to concerns over the threat of water contamination and public health risks.
But Pennsylvania is hardly alone in the fracking fight. Fracking operations have contaminated water supplies across America from New York, to Wyoming, to New Mexico, to Ohio, to Virginia, to Arkansas, to Colorado and beyond.
The Environmental Protection Agency currently has no power to regulate hydraulic fracturing thanks to the Halliburton Loophole inserted into the 2005 enegy bill at the behest of former Vice President Dick Cheney, the former head of Halliburton.
Mounting evidence of the fracking threat nationwide has yet to convince lawmakers to close the loophole and hold the natural gas industry accountable for its fracking messes. As the New York Times asked in a November 2009 editorial, “if hydraulic fracturing is as safe as the industry says it is, why should it fear regulation?”
”We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors … and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”
This quote is from a 2004 New York Times Magazine story and later attributed to Karl Rove.
“The US military empire is already past its peak and may collapse suddenly,” predicts Gary, much to the dismay of investors in and out of the U.S. Congress.
Oh, in Europe, they don’t say Empire, they say Superpower, although they also do say “in decline.”
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