Brooklyn Treehugger Brian Merchant has a real corker to get you out from those post-holiday doldrums. My skill set is other than telling jokes, so I will let Brian tell it.

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Hoo-hah! “The Senate is set to debate” Priceless “put our democracy to work” Ow, ow, my sides hurt
We have the power to do more than pick apart the latest climate legislation, cover global climate summits and make fun in the world of green politics. I promise. The Senate is set to debate its clean energy reform legislation in just a couple months. And the forward-thinking group 1Sky is in the middle of a Senate Call-In Day that allows you to contact your Senator’s office to tell him or her that you support strong climate legislation, free of charge. It just takes a couple clicks.
All you have to do is head over to Sky1′s Senate Call-In Day page, fill out three or four text bubbles, and Sky1′s system will place the call to your Senator for you, free of charge. They’ll provide a brief script for you, if you want to keep it short and sweet.* Or just feel free to let them know why you feel it’s important that Congress help lead the American people in tackling climate change, reducing our dependence on foreign oil, and spurring innovation in our sciences.
It’s quick and painless, I promise–and every call counts even more than every letter or email. Every call is someone that the office has to consider, deal with, and talk to–some staffer can’t just move an email to the spam folder or toss the letter in the trash bin. They have to hear your voice.
So especially if you live in a state where your senator is on the fence about clean energy reform, please take thirty-five seconds and place a call. I don’t ask much as your friendly neighbor green political blogger–but go ahead and put our democracy to work. Tell your Senate representative how you feel.

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“Seriously, call!”
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Stop, stop, Brian, you’re killing me (and life on the Planet as we know it).
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“Seriously–I just got off the phone from calling Sen. Kate Gillibrand (D-NY). Help steer our nation to a cleaner, safer, more prosperous future.”
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This is better than the Life of Brian, Brian
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O.K., O.K. let me just catch my breath. Whew!
*O.K., now I’ll be a good sheeple and call my ear tagged Senators so that they can say they have a mandate from the people to do what their fossil fuel masters tell them to do.




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[Imagined call #1]
“Senator Schumer’s office”
“I’d like to buy a fiddle.”
“What?”
“A fiddle”
“Sir, this is office of the United States Senator from the State of New York…”
“Yep, and Bobby Byrd recommended that I call. Said if anyone knows how to fiddle while the Empire collapses, then it’s Chuck Schumer.”
(Click)
[Imagined call #2]
“Senator Gillibrand’s office”
(Heavy breathing)
“Yes, I want a frack.”
“What?”
“It’s says here in this brief script that I should say that I’m calling to say that I am in favor of fracking Upstate New York and that we need to study this global warming thing more.”
“Yes?”
“Yeah, and if any of those city kids give you any problems, then the Homeboyz shud tazer ‘em.”
“Yes, well thank you for calling…”
“And, tell Katie if she sticks around, she might get lucky, heh-heh, sign off on some child rape and torture at those New Prisons”
(Click)
Actually, I did call. Both lines were busy. Imagine that!
Representative Colin Peterson first evoked the epithet, “ear tagged”, for this blog.
In response to a rhetorical question from Andy Revkin, Dot Earth commentator Chuck Wilson expressed the hope that “there may be a few adult Republicans in the Senate.”
The script that 1sky.org thoughtfully provided when I tried to call my Senators included stating opposition to the Murkowski amendment.
HuffPo published a letter from contributor John de Cock, President of Clean Water Action, to Senator Murkowski.
O.K., I clicked the Clean Water link and sent an email to each Senator.
“A Senate confrontation over the Obama administration’s move to limit emissions from cars, trucks and industrial sources may come as early as next week. Democrats have agreed to give Republicans a vote on the issue when they debate legislation to raise the nation’s debt ceiling, Jim Manley, a spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Nevada Democrat, said in an e-mail.”
The Republicans may soon try to “strip” the EPA of “its ability to regulate most carbon pollution, letting the worst polluters off the hook.” So Al Gore, who won an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to publicize global warming, is rallying support to oppose such action.
And though the Business Week article couches the issue in partisan terms, it really is more an issue of representation, either representation of special interests or survival of future generations.
Speaking of scorpions and their nature, writing for West Coast Climate Equity Dr. James Hansen advises that “the proposed climate bills in Congress are loaded with goodies for special financial and corporate interests.”
In rhetorically inquiring WTF (“What The Frac?”), the business buzz* is that ExxonMobil, XTO Energy and other shale-gas producers probably will avoid having to face US rules about hydro-fracing. After all, such rulings could add costs of $100,000 per well. Not good for BAUAAAE (Business As Usual And As Always Everyone else is fracked.)
* FBR Capital Markets analysts crowing over comments at a Congressional hearing yesterday and the loss of a Senate seat by majority Democrats.
And, in the Agri-Business As Usual And Above All Else category we learn from Think Progress that “Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) is the third Democrat to co-sponsor a resolution to overturn the scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the American public.”
Think Progress also relays word that nearly 150 farm groups have praised Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) for her attempts to block U.S. EPA climate regulations.
According to Think Progress, Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-AR) announced she is co-sponsoring Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s (R-AK) resolution of disapproval to block regulation of greenhouse gases under the Clean Air Act:
Like Murkowski and Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), Lincoln is demonstrating a shocking disregard for her state’s interests, the health of her constituents, and a misunderstanding of why America has been losing jobs to China and India. Her support for the Dirty Air Act is an act of allegiance to polluters.
The entire state of Arkansas is a disaster area because of severe storms, tornadoes and flooding from record rainfall that occurred throughout 2009. As warming continues, Arkansas’ climate will become even more disastrous — something Lincoln as the chair of the Senate Agriculture Committee should understand.
China has already forged ahead with building its own low-carbon economy, laying the foundation for clean-energy jobs and innovation, with a command-and-control economy combined with massive public investment. As venture capitalist John Doerr and GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt warn, “China’s commitment to developing clean energy technologies and markets is breathtaking,” but:
Denying the science of global warming will prevent the United States from being competitive in the future — something Lincoln should understand.
Lincoln has taken nearly a million dollars in polluter cash, including $10,000 from the right-wing extremists at Koch Industries.
It seems pretty clear what Lincoln is capable of understanding.
In response to clicking the Clean Water link and writing to Chuck, I received the following reply:
CFLs ain’t gonna cut it, Chuck, still, thanks for the response. I am humbled by the exhibition of logic, i.e., opposition to efforts to prevent regulation. Golly, how many degrees of freedom is that from burning the coal and dumping the waste?
Speaking of dreadful political realities, Steven Cohen reiterates the political reality regarding climate and energy policy for the new year of 2010. “If new climate and energy policies are to emerge from this Congress,” he observes, “the legislation that comes to the Senate floor must represent a consensus that can attract more than 60 senators.”
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