Hitler Youth, Pranking Coke, and All that does not matter in Copenhagen

Jurrian Kemp is Co-founder and Editor-in-Chief of Ode Magazine, which has a special free issue on the current climate negotiations. Why wait? Don’t delay. Act today. Free, free, free.

The special issue has an essay by a member of the German parliament, Herman Scheer. It is supposed to be uplifting. “The current climate negotiations will never lead to the renewable energy economy that we need because they are based on the wrong premise. That premise is that the shift to clean energy will be an economic burden, so agreement needs to be reached on common solutions, common steps and common policies to share that burden.”

“Are you saying the COP15 carbon footprint is for naught? How is that uplifting?”

Wait for it… Herman Scheer opines, “Humanity stands on the threshold of the transformation of the current economies based on polluting fossil fuels into sustainable renewable energy economies. This transformation will provide millions of new jobs. It will halt global warming. It will create a more fair and just world. It will clean our environment and make our lives healthier.”

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“The problem of global warming presents an inspiring opportunity to make our world a better place.”

Now wasn’t that uplifting and inspiring?

“O.K., Mister Electronic Yellow Journalist, throw the other shoe.”

This is all going to happen. And there is one thing that we don’t need, one event that may even present an obstacle to all these promising developments. That is the UN Climate Conference in Copenhagen.

Think about it. We have seen many technological revolutions throughout history that have reshaped the world with the digital revolution of the Internet as the most recent one. And yet none of these have been brought about through an international treaty that requires the consensus of the global community. That is not the way that such revolutions work.

When big changes happen there are always vested interests that stand to lose a lot. These interests are not going to easily give way to the new opportunities. And exactly these interests are coming together in Copenhagen (see Lord Monckton **).

So, in a nutshell, Linus, the Ode is: Leave it to the opportunists and green entrepreneurs. “The challenge of global warming presents a great opportunity for innovation and economic development. In fact it presents opportunity to lead meaningful lives,” asserts Scheer. “Isn’t it much more interesting to develop and build the next sustainable renewable energy system than to design another ‘financial product’?”

“COP15 is about selling the world a financial product?”

Essentially, that is all. You FEGS (Fringe Environmental Groups), Stand Down.

“What about all those island nations going under?”

Great opportunity for neo-colonialism SCUBA parks.

“We are supposed to leave it up to capitalism?”

What? You would rather have those Hilter youth and other pranksters convincing Barack to give in to tyranny?

** Note: So who is Lord Christopher Monckton?

“Mother Jones” describes him as a “self-described former special adviser to Margaret Thatcher on matters ranging from hydrogeology to epidemiology [who] has more recently devoted himself to climatology.” The book “Climate Cover Up” notes, however, that he has no background in science whatsoever, and he’s studied only classics and journalism. He shows up at events to make his global warming-denying case at the behest of groups funded by dirty energy interests such as Friends of America and The Heartland Institute.

Despite the fact that he no scientific training, he’s been called upon twice by Republicans in Congress to testify before subcommittees as a climate “expert” — you can read his statement to the Ways and Means Committee here.

HuffPost Blogger Brendan DeMille caught up with Lord Monckton to ask him to further explain his Hitler youth comment. He justifies the comment by saying, “The number of people being killed by this misplaced belief in climate change is if anything greater than the number of people killed by Hitler.” He also states that coal and oil are “just as clean” as any alternative energy out there.

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“After four days the picture already becomes clear: it is going to be very hard for the world community as assembled at the UN Climate Conference in Copenhagen to reach the desired consensus necessary to halt global warming. African countries cannot even agree amongst themselves, Brazil, India, South Africa and China come with their own joint perspective as leaders of the developing world and Western countries “secretly” work on a deal to exclude the Third World and take the whole conversation away from the UN.” – Jurrian Kemp, “A Climate Copenhagen Can’t Change”

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6 Comments

  1. jcwinnie
    Posted 2009-12-13 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    HuffPo relays a post from Kevin Grandia of DeSmogBlog:

    Last week at the Copenhagen climate summit, we saw Christopher Monckton, the head of the delegation for the oil industry-friendly Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT), accuse young climate change activists of being “Nazis” and the “Hitler youth.”

    Another member of Monckton’s Copendenier delegation is a gentleman by the name of S. Fred Singer, who is well known to our team at the DeSmogBlog.

    In fact, we once received a letter from Singer’s lawyer threatening to sue us after we reported that Singer once did work for the cigarette lobby. We never heard back from Singer after we sent along all the research behind our claim.

    Like Monkcton, Singer has an “expert” opinion on many subjects. Not coincidentally, many of these expert opinions greatly assist the work of various industries looking to avoid being saddled with expensive health and environmental regulations.

    Our research team recently came across a 1996 Washington Times article by Singer, titled Anthology of 1995′s Environmental Myths [pdf]. In the article, Singer outlines “five topics that demonstrate distortion or misuse of science in shaping policies.”

    The five are: global warming, the hole in the ozone, second-hand tobacco smoke, the “Radon scare” and toxic substances in our food.

    Take a read of Singer’s article and ask yourself this: what would our planet and people be like today if we had listened to Singer’s advice 13 years ago? Then ask yourself: why would anyone in their right mind trust his supposedly “expert” opinion – or the opinions of those in his delegation – here at the Copenhagen climate talks?

    Singer and Monckton have every right to be here at the summit, but we don’t have to listen to what they have to say. And based on their past judgments, I would say that’s some pretty darn good advice. But then again, I’m no expert.

  2. jcwinnie
    Posted 2009-12-13 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    Stranded Polar Bear
    Hold out just a little longer, Super Barack is coming to save the day

  3. jcwinnie
    Posted 2009-12-13 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    Shut Up and Paddle
    I thought the boat was going to save the polar bear. It was a salesperson wanting to sell recycled plastic paddles. They come in a variety of colors. Really quite nice and sturdy.

  4. jcwinnie
    Posted 2009-12-13 at 12:30 pm | Permalink

    Demonstration in Copenhagen
    I say, Stand Down, this accomplishes nothing.

  5. jcwinnie
    Posted 2009-12-16 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    One of several HuffPo US #1 asserters, Louis Klarevas, observes that “the time is ripe to re-assess America’s current energy policies – but within the larger framework of how a new approach on the environment will stave off global warming.”

    The U.S., however, seems to be stuck in time, unable to move beyond oil-centric geo-politics in any meaningful way.

    Often, the gridlock is portrayed as a partisan difference, with Republicans resisting action and Democrats pleading for action.

    This, though, is an unfair characterization as there are numerous proactive Republicans and quite a few reticent Democrats.

  6. jcwinnie
    Posted 2009-12-16 at 10:15 am | Permalink

    Meanwhile, rabble-rousing NK (Naomi Klein) advises U.S. politicians to stay home.

    The US negotiators have squandered a tremendous amount of goodwill. Tremendous. I know readers of Huffington Post might not want to hear this, but the Democrats have squandered so many opportunities. We’ve seen these huge outpourings of support of the US — we saw it after 9/11 and we saw it when Obama was elected.

    So many were so happy about the US re-engaging in the climate process. But I think it has done way more harm than good. It’s given countries the opportunities to weaken the targets they are putting on the table, like Japan. The US has lowered the bar and set goals so low, it’s been destructive. I think it would be better if the US had continued to stay out of it. I don’t see any point in US politicians coming here.

    When chief negotiator Jonathan Pershing offers for the US to pay $1.5 billion to help with climate change and says, “the US only has so much largesse,” Americans have no idea [how insulting this is to the rest of the world.] US emits so much and has caused this problem. This is NOT about charity. This is about moral responsibility.

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